Peter, Peter, Steals Reaper?
After stealing only 3 bases in all of 2012, Peter Bourjos met that mark in the past ten games. It seems as though his hamstring is just fine,and despite hitting in the bottom of the lineup for the...
View ArticleThe Other Chris Davis Is Okhay
You don't have to only listen to Brewers games on the radio to be excited about Khris Davis. You also don't have to only be excited about owning him for the possibility of verbally swindling another...
View ArticlePadres Miss Gerrit, Learn Facts Of Life
Gerrit Cole has filthy stuff. He can hit 100 MPH with his fastball and make all four of our girl readers go, "Ooh..." Which reminds me of my Walk on the Wild Side remixed chorus, "And the four girl...
View ArticleLohse Gives Up Dos
Yesterday, it was the day of the pitcher. Since I started this blog, I can't remember a more pitcher dominated day. Did anyone get a hit yesterday in any game outside of Coors? Put on your long johns...
View ArticleCobb Treats Yanks Like His Salad
I'd say Alex Cobb was fantastic again last night, but I have to pay David Stern a nickel to use the word fantastic and money is tight, yo. If it wasn't for the ball off his melon, The Tampa Bay Peach...
View ArticleJump On My Buy Boat Cuz Avisail
This is the last Buy/Sell of the season so I was going to title this post, "Grey Needs A Vacation," but who wants to hear about what I need? This is all about what you need for your precious fantasy...
View ArticleWhen All Ells Fails, Yanks Spend Money
You take a guy fresh off a boat -- let's call him Sailor -- and Sailor's boat left a country that didn't have baseball. After explaining what baseball is, you tell Sailor that one baseball team, the...
View Article2014 SAGNOF: Outfielders Part 3
This is the last stop on the SAGNOF express for outfielders. You can Part 1 and Part 2 to catch up, or, if you're like me, you've already been distracted by an advertisement for an adult MMROPG on the...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers
I'm the new guy here at Razzball, but there's no need to be stuffing me in lockers or treating me to a lunch time swirly in the men's room -- I've been around the block for a while. Shoot, I was...
View ArticleK-Rob Ruins Yank And Groin Combo
Here's me yesterday looking to pick up the new Yankee closer.... *types Kelly into waivers box, presses Enter* Inner monologue, "Joe Kelly?! No, I don't want him! Casey Kelly?! Blech! C'mon, this is a...
View ArticleSpringer Time For Houston And Fantasy
The Houston Astros who crawled through a river of shizz and came out clean on the other side. The entire organization looks up in the air, rain beating down. Hey, Bus Driver, take the Astros to...
View ArticleJace Is The Place For Steals
Jace Peterson continues to see regular playing time with Chase Headley on the disabled list. Headley is expected to return around May 10th, so we should get another week of SAGNOF from Peterson. The...
View ArticleShaw Shanks Cody Ascension
I mustache you a question, when you drafted, were you Axfording a hard time from your closer? Then you got it. John Axford finally was removed from the closer role. Francona said, "I've seen crap...
View ArticleWhile My SAGNOF Gentry Weeps
Coco Crisp's recent neck injury opens the door for Craig Gentry over the next few days. He'll likely take over in center and bat at the bottom of the A's lineup while Crisp practices turning his head...
View ArticleJones-ing For Steals
It's not even June and the Mariners are on their second leadoff hitter in James Jones. The 25-year-old center fielder has hit at the top of the Mariners lineup and looks to remain there for the...
View ArticleLineup Maximizer: Stop Dickerson Around
I said in my last post I wanted to start off my articles with small discussions about this common game we play that bonds us. The people demanded, I deliver. Today, I want to talk about awareness....
View ArticleJam It or Cram It: WillingJam or WillingCram?
With a quarter season of jamming and cramming behind us, it may be time to start taking some serious inventory. No, not a fearless moral inventory, that’s 12-step talk and I ain’t no quitter – just ask...
View ArticleDaniel-San Dominates The Dojo
I already went over my Danny Santana fantasy three weeks ago. But forget SAGNOF, Daniel Santana was an offensive machine this weekend! Leading off for the Twins on Saturday, the 23-year-old went...
View ArticleMets Get Young Again
Eric Young is set to return from the disabled list prior to today's game. While hamstring injuries are never fun to mess around with, Young did have 17 stolen bases before the injury. He had been...
View ArticleJonesing For Steals
Well that was a nice easy title to kick things off after a week's vacation. All that fresh sea air and funnel cake at the Jersey Shore really refreshed me spiritually. Of course the Atlantic City...
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